Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Death by kayak

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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Hello

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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sky silverstein

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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Women's Rights..

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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