- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Ben Corbishley

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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