Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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like if your cool

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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haha

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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