- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

FUCK YOU

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Black people stink of shite!

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

white or wheat? wheat please.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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