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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

A black person dies.

Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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