- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

These Jokes suck.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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