U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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sadf

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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