What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Why is this joke funny It isn't

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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