- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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