- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Knock knock It's open, come in

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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