Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Small Penis.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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