- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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