Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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