How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

AIDS

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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