- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

hers a joke... japanese people

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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