…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Anti Joke

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