- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

roses are red poo is poo

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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