whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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