- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??