Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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diarrhea.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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