- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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