Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Women's Soccer.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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