Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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