Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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diarrhea.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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