If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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