- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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