- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

why are balck people black because they are

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

antonis sister is mighty fine

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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