- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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