How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/Deer_mating2.jpg

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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pudding

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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womens rights.

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my egg roll

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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