When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

AIDS

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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