- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

womens rights.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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