- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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