A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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