- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

pudding

my egg roll

womens rights.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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