Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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HELLO EVERYONE

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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