You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

A gay man watches football.

why dont they make black forks

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

AIDS

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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