Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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