Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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A whole 'nother.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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