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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

an ethopian thanksgiving

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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