What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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What did death say to life? Go die

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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