- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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