- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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