What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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