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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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