- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

www.xnxx.com

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??