- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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