Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Weaner

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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