- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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