- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Knock Knock. Doors open

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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