- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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