- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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