What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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think twice or at least think

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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