Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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