- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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