How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Anti Joke

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