What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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