Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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