Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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