- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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