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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Jebron Lames.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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