A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Knock Knock.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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