- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

AIDS

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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