- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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