How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

A man did not like this site

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

hey hey apple

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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