- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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