What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Dwight Howard

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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