- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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