What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Phew... it's gone.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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