- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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