While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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