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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

batman farted so hes retarded

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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