- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

human centipede

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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