- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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