- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

womens rights.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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