Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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this website is a bad joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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