- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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