- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

why did you poop because you are a poop

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

A russian gives away vodka.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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