- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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