- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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