- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Apple hates Blackberry.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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