- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

A lot eh?

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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