- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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