- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why so serious ?

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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