- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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