whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

whats brown and sticky? Doody

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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