- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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