- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

try slamming a revolving door

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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