- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

what did one computer say to the other .........

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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