- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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