- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

hers a joke... japanese people

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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