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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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