- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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