Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Chlamydia

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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