How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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