Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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