- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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