- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Black people stink of shite!

white or wheat? wheat please.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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