What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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