- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

why are balck people black because they are

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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