- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

sky silverstein

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What rhymes with milk...milf

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

kennah campion when she talks

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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