- Anti Joke

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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