- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

knock knock... ...no answer

Who invented apple? God

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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