- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Pain Olympics.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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