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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Donald Trump

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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