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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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