A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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