What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Weaner

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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