- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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