- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

every cloud has a silver lining

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Oh, go away

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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