- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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white or wheat? wheat please.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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