Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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