What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

A dancer walks into a barre

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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