- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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