Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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