- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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