- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

I'm so punny.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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