- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

why are balck people black because they are

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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