what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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miha kako si?

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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