- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Fat? Jesse Z

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

pretty soon we'll all be dead

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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