- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

try slamming a revolving door

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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