so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

I think everybody should have a penis.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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