- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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