- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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