- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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