- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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